The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i barfeds in our rink
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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