i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
