...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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