Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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