New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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