some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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