capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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