Pappa wants mamma naked
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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