So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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it glows. i had to have it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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