How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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