its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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