dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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