whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?