everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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