We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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