youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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