I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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