You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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