Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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