how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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