yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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