I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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