I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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