So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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