I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
