normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed