yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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