I wish i was in the wii world.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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