I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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