Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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