Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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