I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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