I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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