Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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