I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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