I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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