I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize