It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I enjoy the company of your penis
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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