I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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