he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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