the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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