so explain again why im purple
no
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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