; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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