Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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