Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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