I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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