so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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