Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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