Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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