so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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