It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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