It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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