I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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