big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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