he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Randomize
